I mean it. quite possibly the most I'll ever post in one sitting. But I do it all for desiringmachine, who has lapped me as far as photo postings of shindiggery. So here is a truckload full of photos from halloween, back in ought-seven, as in: "I ought to have posted these back then"
Okay so here's the deal - I was going to come up with some sort of clever narrative, as well as a smarmy caption or two, but you see how long it has taken me to post these - so I leave the narrative up to you!
Tell me what you think the best storyline is for the images...and...go!
Why are you looking at me? I'm not drunk. I have merely brought brownies. Why are YOU looking at me? Your gun looks like a small, limp penis. Now that you've put the gun down, let's make ritual sacrifices of pumpkins. Yes, yes, please poke the pumpkin in the eye. Stab it in the mouth. Yes, make the gourds pay for their crimes. Oh no, the pumpkins were filled with hallucinogenic gas! It's awful, as creepy as that time we inhaled a truckload of ether! Oh no, the pumpkins are winning, shining with sickly sweet secrets! Urgh! Argh! The lab technicians are dancing in our blood and draping themselves with our innards. Dance, dance and fight with guns and innards! (repeat a bunch of times) I have lovely hair and latex and I'm some sort of moll from the future. My gun was small, but I am a ninja.